Monday, December 27, 2010
Review #80: Gabby and Gator
Dad: "Gabby and Gator" by James Burks.
Gracie (age 10): Gabs and Gades.
Dad: How did you like it?
Gracie: "Gabby and Gator" is great and good and glorious.
Lily (age 7): The book is about a girl named Gabby who has no friends because she doesn't talk that much.
Gracie: The bad bully boy said she was a freak.
Lily: She was looking for a friend. And she found a friend. That would be the big, dog-eating, monster alligator. But he didn't want to be a monster. He wanted to be nice.
Elijah (age 5): But he didn't know how to be nice.
Dad: Why not?
Elijah: He eats dogs!
Gracie: Gator is a poodle-chomper. He's hungry, and there's nothing else for him to eat.
Isaac (age 12): Poor Fifi.
Gracie: I think I know why he eats dogs. When he was a little gator, he snipped that dog tail. Remember?
Isaac: And he's been addicted to dogs ever since.
Lily: Gabby doesn't eat anything in this story except for that vegetable milkshake. But Gator eats everything, even dogs.
Elijah: They are opposites.
Gracie: But it's not food that makes them a good match for each other...
Lily: They both play instruments. They recycle other people's trash together. They played alligator-pulls-Gabby-around-on-skis.
Isaac: They play together until the big bad bully comes and teases Gabby. Gator throws him in the mud. Then the bully tells the animal control. It is actually the Inhumane Society, because the guy wants to kill all animals, even innocent teddy bears.
Gracie: The animal control guy has a lumpy belly and a big nose.
Isaac: He chases them, and Gator faces his worst fear. Water.
Gracie: His worst fear is a toilet.
Isaac: No, water.
Gracie: And a toilet.
Isaac: Toilet water.
Gracie: He's afraid of toilets because he got flushed down a toilet when he was a little baby gator.
Isaac: But they live happily ever after. Kind of.
Dad: How would you describe the art in the book?
Gracie: This is a graphic novel.
Lily: The pictures are unrealistic.
Isaac: My favorite thing about the book is how he doesn't try to draw the pictures realistically. He likes to draw the characters with pointy noses and exaggerated sizes.
Lily: (speaking to Gator) You're just a big cartoon!
Gracie: I think it's funny how the bully boy is so wide and flat!
Lily: He's like a skinny square.
Gracie: (holding up her hands) He's only that thick.
Dad: What about Gator's design?
Gracie: He's pretty cool. He's got checkers on him.
Lily: His eyes aren't even on his head.
Dad: And he's got floating eyebrows.
Gracie: Everybody should have floating eyebrows.
Lily: I like the three twins.
Dad: I believe "three twins" is called triplets.
Lily: Ha ha ha ha!
Gracie: He did a good job making the triplets look like popular people.
Dad: Would you guys be friends with Gabby?
Gracie: I like her. I'm friends with everybody.
Dad: Would you be friends with an alligator?
Gracie: Maybe. If I got to know him well.
Lily: I would make a model of a dog and give it to him first to see if he eats dogs. I would make him a dog out of bacon.
Gracie: I'd be afraid he'd eat our little sister Evie. I'd bring Gator home, but I'd just lock Evie up in the bathroom.
Dad: You'd rather lock up Evie than the alligator?
Gracie: Oh yeah. I'd lock up the alligator. Sorry, Evie!
Dad: But the gator is terrified of the bathroom.
Gracie: Oh yeah. Sorry, Gator. I wouldn't lock him up. I'd just wait until Evie was on vacation.
Dad: Who is this book for?
Isaac: The book is especially for people who don't fit in.
Gracie: If you don't fit in, buy yourself an alligator.
Lily: And hope it doesn't eat you.
Author/Illustrator: James Burks
Published, 2010: Yen Press
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