Dad: Today we're reviewing "Hush Little Dragon" by Boni Ashburn and illustrated by Kelly Murphy.
Lily (age 5): Okay - let's do it!
Gracie (age 8): Is she related to Katie?
Isaac (age 10): Katie Murphy - Gracie's friend...
Dad: I don't think so. Okay, let's read it first. Should I sing it or read it?
Gracie: Read it.
Dad: "Hush, little dragon, don't make a sound...."
Gracie: No, no! Sing it!
Dad: (singing) "Hush, little dragon, don't make a sound. Mama's gonna bring you a princess she found."
Gracie: With a very pointy hat.
Singing continues... and the book eventually concludes with...
Dad: "She'll whisper in your ear, 'Sweet dreams, good night.'"
Lily: Where's his ear?
Gracie: There was a lot of running away in that book.
Lily: That was a cute baby dragon!
Isaac: Why does the mother dragon have a brown beard? It's a girl!
Lily: It's the cutest baby dragon in the world.
Gracie: People would not want to read this book to their baby if she's scared of the dark.
Dad: Then to whom would you read it?
Isaac: To a dragon!
Dad: Alright, tell us about the book.
Isaac: It was good. It's about a dragon...
Gracie: Who has to "hush."
Isaac: He has to go to bed.
Gracie: But he wants a snack.
Isaac: So he eats people.
Gracie: And a horse.
Dad: Was that kind of surprising to have a kids' book where creatures eat the people? Did that strike anyone as weird?
Gracie: It's a funny, cute, little, horrifying book...
Isaac: It's a strange book, but it's good.
Gracie: It's strange because it's horrifying and cute at the same time.
Isaac: I like it, but it's just kind of strange. Not in a bad way though.
Gracie: It's funny because the baby has a gynormous belly.
Isaac: That's only in the end...
Gracie: I know - it's funny.
Lily: It's fat!
Gracie: It ate everything.
Dad: Every thing?
Gracie: EveryONE. Plus a horse.
Dad: Some of them got away I think, didn't they?
Gracie: Yeah, the king.
Isaac: And the magician.
Gracie: No wait - he disappeared, but I think he disappeared into his belly.
Dad: Which of those people do you think was the most delicious?
Isaac: The mean old queen.
Gracie: Yeah.
Dad: Really? I wouldn't want to eat someone so sour looking.
Gracie: But it says "You're in luck - it's good cuisine." The one I wouldn't want to eat is the knight with fire on his buns - I don't want to eat fire!
Lily: I would eat the wizard so I can get magic and make things disappear.
Dad: You think you're able to do magic if you eat a wizard? What happens if you eat a knight?
Lily: I would become brave! And strong! And fight bad guys!
Gracie: You would get fiery buns.
Lily: (now off in la la land...) "Don't eat me up! I'm the beautifulest princess of all!"
Gracie: All the princesses are just watching the king get grabbed by the dragon and they are not doing anything about it. No one cares that the dragons are taking the king. The king with his underpants. "Aaaghh! You can see my underpants!"
Isaac: I don't think those are underpants.
Dad: What are some ways that they keep this book from being scary?
Gracie: Because she draws the baby dragon cute. And the mommy dragon has giant eyelashes and a beard. And the king is wearing his underpants in public.
Isaac: It's not underpants!
Gracie: And besides... the dragons only eat kings and musketeers and horses and things like that. Children are safe.
Isaac: The people don't look real. They look like little blocks... like they are built out of squares and triangles.
Gracie: She made the three musketeers have tiny little beards and gynormous mustaches. The knights have no noses. And the princess has pink bunny ears.
Lily: The buildings look like building blocks. No - actually, a rubber castle. A rubber town.
Gracie: Like one of those giant bouncy castle things.
Isaac: If you think of the dragons as felt and cloth, they would really look like Muppets.
Gracie: Look at the little dancing dragon! He's dancing! He's dancing!
Dad: How can you tell the mommy dragon and the baby dragon love each other?
Gracie: The mommy is serving the baby his food. And she's protecting him. And she lets him wear the queen's crown. And she snuggles with him at the end.
Isaac: When does the baby wear a crown?
Gracie: Hee hee! When the mom finds the mean old queen... see! Ha ha ha!
Dad: Is your mommy like this mommy?
Gracie: They both love their children. But our mom doesn't go around eating people.
little dancing dragon, by Isaac
dinnertime, by Lily
Boni Ashburn and Kelly Murphy meet their dragons, by Gracie
Author: Boni Ashburn
Illustrator: Kelly Murphy
Published, 2008: Abrams Books
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