Interview #11: John Sandford

John Sandford is one of my favorite people in the world.  Anyone who knows him will quickly tell you he is witty, talented, generous, and gracious.

He was the first, real, live, professional illustrator I ever met.  I was fresh out of college, and I was in awe.  In my early working life, he inspired and encouraged me every single time we crossed paths.  Years later, not only did he remember me, but he hired me to work for him/with him as I created my very first children's book illustrations.  He's had a huge impact on the course of my life.  For about three years we daily worked a pencil's throw away from each other.  Growing up, little bitty Isaac always referred to him simply as "Sandford," and every time the kids see him they shower him with cut-out paper donuts.

A few years ago he took off for the big city of Chicago, where he now works as both art director and illustrator for Cricket Magazine Group.  But he's left lasting impressions here in town... the best children's mural I've ever laid eyes on in the local library, as well as countless impressions on the lives of those who know him.

We've reviewed two of his books in the past: "Monsterlicious" and "Tale of a Tail."  As we're closing in on our 100th review, we're honored that he took the time to video chat with us for an interview!  (The portrait above is by Gracie.)  As I said, John Sandford is one of my favorite people in the world, and I'm proud to count him as mentor, hero, and friend.


Dad:  Alright guys, before our interview, let's highlight this book: "The Terrible Hodag and the Animal Catchers."
Gracie (age 10):  The story is about some lumberjacks and a big beast called a Hodag.
Lily (age 8):  He's a giant hairy creature with the head of an ox, the back of a dinosaur, the tail of an alligator, and the feet of a bear.  But he's not evil.
Dad:  Then why is he called the "terrible" hodag?
Lily:  He's not terrible.  But he is big and scary.
Isaac (age 12):  He's terrible because he eats all the blueberries.
Gracie:  He's only terrible if you are a blueberry bush.
Lily:  The lumberjacks are friends with the Hodag.
Isaac:  Then these animals catchers come and try to catch the Hodag to put him in the zoo.
Gracie:  They come with a butterfly net and a tiny little box, even though the Hodag is bigger than six men.  It looks like he's King Kong size.  But he's good.  He's a nice guy.
Lily:  The lumberjacks want the Hodag to stay because he helps them cut down trees.  So they try to stop the animal catchers.
Dad:  How do you like Mr. Sandford's illustrations?
Gracie:  They are awesome - they are so detailed.
Lily:  It looks really shadowy.  And all the men all have different noses - every single person has a different nose.
Dad:  Can you tell what Mr. Sandford made the art with?
Gracie:  Pen?  Or...
Isaac:  It's scratchboard.
Gracie:  Scratchboard!  That's a good idea...
Dad:  Yep - can you see the white lines over top of the black background...
Lily:  Scratchboard is where you have a black board, and you scratch it and it turns white.
Dad:  So rather than drawing the black, you leave the black behind.
Isaac:  That would be hard to make all these pictures.
Dad:  Actually, I watched Mr. Sandford while he was working on this book... and I know he didn't use scratchboard.  He did it on the computer and mimicked a scratchboard style.
Gracie:  So just like imitation blueberry flavoring, this is imitation scratchboard flavoring?  Only it's not flavoring.
Dad:  And it was hard.  I believe he had to get different glasses after working on this book.  Staring so close at all the black and white on screen messed with his eyes.
Gracie:  The story part is great too.  The author did a good job when she described the Hodag.  Everyone should read this book.  And Mr. Sandford hurt his eyes making this book for you, so the least you can do is read it.
Dad:  Thanks for the review guys!  Now for our interview with John Sandford!

John Sandford:  It's good to see everybody again!
Dad:  And good to see you!
Lily:  Yeah!
John Sandford:  High five...  (everyone slaps hands to the computer screen)  ...now there's finger prints all over everything.
Gracie:  We made you more paper donuts! (holding up a handful of cut and colored paper donuts)
John Sandford:  You've got donuts for me!  Thank you!  That was very thoughtful.
Gracie:  Do you still have the other paper donuts we made you?
John Sandford:  I have some of them.  I need more though.  I hoard paper donuts.
Lily:  We were going to mail you some with a message that said "Don't open until you Skype with us."
John Sandford:  I know there was some dispute about how the paper donuts began.
Dad:  I don't think there are "disputes."  We just don't remember.
John Sandford:  I do.
Isaac:  Yea!
Gracie:  How?  How!
John Sandford:  One Saturday I came over to your place with a box of real donuts.  And as a thank-you, you kids managed to make me paper donuts before I left.  After that, every time I'd come over, there would be more paper donuts.
Gracie:  Ha ha hahhh...
John Sandford:  So here I am today, "coming over..."
Gracie:  And here are your donuts!
John Sandford:  Oh, that's great.  Beautiful paper donuts.  I can see you guys through the donut holes.
Dad:  So who has an interview question for Mr. Sandford?
Lily:  How many books have you worked on?
John Sandford:  In all there are 65.  I was just looking at the list...
Gracie:  That's a lot of books.
John Sandford:  It goes back a long ways.  To 1978.  The first book was called "I Love Every People."
Gracie:  We have that one here.
Dad:  Yep, we pulled out our Mr. Sandford collection.
Isaac:  We have a lot of "Mr. Sandford" books.
Dad:  We counted 27 at our house...  But we don't even have half of your books if you've done 65.
Isaac:  What is your favorite book you have worked on?
John Sandford:  I like "Tale of a Tail" -- that's one you guys reviewed.
Gracie:  Why do you like that one the best?
John Sandford:  I like it because I'm in it.  I'm the bear.  And I had my brother in mind for the fox.  And I had a lot of fun with the costumes.  I did a lot of research trying to find Hungarian costumes.  The embroidery, the decorations on the costumes, were very important to me.
Isaac:  That's interesting.
John Sandford:  On one of the outfits there is a fish skeleton pattern.  It seems like something that would be made up, but I didn't make it up.  That was a real pattern.
Isaac:  Cool...
John Sandford:  I continue collecting costume books when I find them.  I can't make up anything as fun as what there is in real life or in history.
Lily:  Do you usually do researches for your books?
John Sandford:  It depends on the book.  There are times when you might have a better vision in your head.  How would you go about researching "The Hiccupotamus"?  Try to find a purple hippo?  That's not so easy.  He might exist, but it would take a lot of work to find him.
Dad:  And you don't want to be close by when he hiccups.
Gracie:  What about when you are drawing people?  You had us model for a few pictures.  Do you always use models?
John Sandford:  Not always.  Again, it depends on the problem to be solved.  I try to use a voice, a way to tell the story, that works with the story.
Gracie:  In your magazine, we saw the picture of Isaac swimming with the peanut butter and jelly fish.  We also have the original painting hanging up in his room, and it's about 20 times bigger.  Why do you paint them so big?
John Sandford:  It's easier to put in the detail when you paint big.  Then when you shrink it down, people say, "How did all that detail get in there?"
Gracie:  You know the big mural you painted in the library by our house?
John Sandford:  Oh yeah.
Gracie:  How long did it take you to paint that?

John Sandford:  I think two or three months...  I'm talking about putting the paint down.  There was a lot of planning before that.  The sketches were 6 inches high by 12 inches long.  But the actual painting was 6 FEET high and 12 FEET long - two panels those sizes.  24 feet of animals.
Gracie:  I love it.
Dad:  It's epic.
John Sandford:  Ha ha, thank-you.
Dad:  It is legacy and glory all rolled together.
Gracie:  How is painting a mural like making a book?
John Sandford:  In some ways it is very similar.  I was trying to tell a story.  And all the compositional things you want to have happen, motion and color, those things were pretty similar.  The size is the big difference of course - being ten times bigger.
Lily:  What kind of style do you like to use the most in your pictures?
Gracie:  You have a lot of different styles.
John Sandford:  I love oils.  I really enjoy them.  But again, it depends on the project.  I might be able to get a different kind of effect from watercolors.  Although I don't think I use watercolors the way you are supposed to.  Some people look and say, "You use your watercolors just like oils..." and that's probably right.  Like in "Tale of a Tail"...
Dad:  That's not oil?  I never would have guessed that was watercolor.
John Sandford:  One way of thinking about watercolors is real juicy and free.  But I push them as far as I can and get what I want out of them.
Dad:  I abuse my colored pencils when I use them too.
John Sandford:  I haven't seen anybody use colored pencils like you do.  And you've made it into a science.
Dad:  I'm just not a painter.
Gracie:  But we are!
John Sandford:  That's great.
Dad:  We have lots of painters in the family here, just not me.
Gracie:  We kids all love to paint.  We all have our own set of watercolors.  Isaac has some oil paints.  And I have tons of acrylic paint.  Lily has a few tubes of acrylic paint too.
John Sandford:  Great!
Gracie:  Dad says that when you were working on "The Terrible Hodag," you hurt your eyes and you had to get glasses from looking at all those tiny little lines.
John Sandford:  I did.  That project took about 9 months, working on the computer in Photoshop.  When I started out, I could work 10 or 12 hours a day.  But my eyes started to lose focus sooner and sooner every day.  My working time got shorter, and it was really frustrating.  By the end of the project it was really difficult to go even a couple of hours.  So I went to the doctor a couple of months afterward.  And they said I had gotten double vision.  I was a little bit cross-eyed from staring at the high contrast black and white lines.
Dad:  Any chance it was coincidental?
John Sandford:  I know it was from that project.  I could feel it progressively shredding what vision I had over the months I was working on it.  It was kind of scary.
Dad:  Big sacrifices for the sake of your art.
John Sandford:  We live and learn.  Afterward it occurred to me I could have turned the contrast on the screen down so it wasn't just black and white, but grays... that would have been so much easier on my eyes.  So simple.
Gracie:  We know that you are an artist and that you are an art director.  I have a few questions about being an art director.  How do you choose which artists to have make the pictures in your magazine.
John Sandford:  That's a funny thing.  Sometimes you have a subject matter, and you think this guy will be a natural.  But sometimes it's very interesting to use a person who is completely different.  It can be a wild thing.  I can get results that far exceed anything I can dream up.  Because I don't want everything to look like "me," ...like my point of view.  I hire these people to extend my magazine and make it bigger and better.  That's really exciting - they surprise me every time.
Dad:  Like opening Christmas presents.
Gracie:  Also, do you like being an art director or being an illustrator best?
John Sandford:  I like getting my hands dirty and doing the drawings.  You guys know what that's like - trying to make a drawing work.  Art is work.  It's a lot of fun, but it's work too.  There's nothing better than drawing a picture... and all of us here are really lucky to be able to do that!  Can you guys think of a better job?
Lily:  Being an artist is the best job.
John Sandford:  Or maybe a chocolate taster.
Lily:  Awwwww!
Gracie:  I actually do love to cook.
Isaac:  What inspired you to try being an artist in the first place?
John Sandford:  When I was a little kid, there wasn't much television.  But three of my grandparents were teachers, so we always had a lot of books around the house.
Dad:  You didn't get on the internet very much back then...
John Sandford:  No, no, ha, that would have been a long distance connection.
Dad:  Through space and time...
John Sandford:  But there were a few books that I just went nuts about.  I can grab one here...  This is called "The Boys' King Arthur," and it is illustrated by N.C. Wyeth.  And what I liked about it were all these guys in armor, banging around with swords and spears.  And I would copy them, but I would have the knights playing football and climbing trees -- stuff that I liked to do.  As a little kid, I thought this was just the greatest.
Dad:  Well, I think these kids are done interviewing now... they're climbing on me...
John Sandford:  I see that!
Dad:  What do you guys want to say to Mr. Sandford?
Kids:  THANK-YOU!!!
John Sandford:  Thank you!
Gracie:  It was so good to see you again!
John Sandford:  Everyone is getting so tall...
Dad:  They are growing up fast.
John Sandford:  Look how tall Lily is.  She's a little taller than Dad right now.
Lily:  That's because I'm sitting on his head.

Thanks for the interview Mr. Sandford!  For our fan art this week, we tried out some real scratchboard:

Hodag with a blueberry bush, by Lily

lumberjack, by Gracie

animal catcher, by Isaac

Illustrator: John Sandford
Author: Caroline Arnold
"The Terrible Hodag" published, 2006: Boyds Mills Press
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Review #20: Tale of a Tail

Dad:  We had a very special request.
Isaac (age 10):  We did?
Dad:  A nice fellow named László emailed us saying how much he likes Bookie Woogie.  And guess what -- he's from the country of Hungary.
Isaac:  Huh?
Dad:  Isn't it cool that you have people from other countries visiting Bookie Woogie?  He wanted to know if in our collection we had any Hungarian books that have been translated into English that we could review.  I looked - and I even checked all the local libraries - but I couldn't find any.
Isaac:  So there's not any books in our whole house that have been translated from Hungarian?
Dad:  Then I remembered - we do have a book that's close!  It's wasn't originally published in Hungary, but it's written by a lady who was born there and moved to America as a child with her family.  Her parents told her Hungarian folktales, and when she grew up she wrote one of them down.  And here it is!
Isaac:  "Tale of a Tail" -- I didn't know that was a Hungarian story.
Dad:  And look who did the pictures...
Gracie (age 8):  John Sandford!!!
Dad:  So it's doubly cool!  We get to do a Hungarian folktale, and it's illustrated by our good, good friend.
Gracie:  John Sandford!
Dad:  In the back of the book the author, Judit Bodnar, says that although this is written in English, she tried to keep the rhythm and flavor of the Hungarian language.  Did you know stories could have a flavor?
Gracie:  I'll taste it!  (Gracie licks the book)  It tastes like...
Dad:  Chicken?
Gracie:  Like...  cardboard.
Elijah (age 3):  Let me lick it!
Dad:  If you're done dining, shall we read?

Reading commences...
...Reading concludes.

Dad:  So, tell me about "Tale of a Tail."
Gracie:  It was about a fox who was trying to trick a bear.
Lily (age 6):  The bear was saying to the fox, "Please, oh please, may I have some of your fish!  I've still never caught any fish!"
Gracie:  Give me the fish, baby!
Lily:  But the fox was like, "Go away!  If you want to catch fish, stick your tail in the water."
Dad:  How long did the fox tell him to wait?
Lily:  All night.
Dad:  So did the fox really want to help the bear?
Isaac:  No way.  He was tricking him.  He was just trying to get him to go away.
Lily:  The bear stuck his tail in the water, and he waited ALL NIGHT!
Gracie:  He thought if he stuck his tail in the water, the fish would come up in the morning and think it was a worm and, chomp chomp chomp, "I got the tail."
Lily:  But his tail got frozen to the lake.  His tail got stuck in the ice.
Gracie:  Poor bear.
Lily:  I feel sad for him.
Gracie:  He looks cold.  The picture is painted with blues and greens and whites.
Isaac:  He's going to freeze his tail off in the ice.
Dad:  In the morning he tugged and pulled, and he yanked the whole frozen lake, stuck to his tail, right out of the ground!
Gracie:  That would be hard to get through squeezy places with.
Isaac:  I think his tail would get ripped off.  All the fur on his tail would.
Dad:  What happened as the bear marched back to the fox's house dragging the frozen lake on his tail behind him?
Gracie:  The lake was melting.
Isaac:  And all the fish got left behind.
Lily:  Look at all those fish!
Isaac:  The fox thought the bear wouldn't catch anything, but the bear gets millions and millions and billions of fish!
Gracie:  This time the trick is on the fox!
Dad:  Do we have a new fishing technique to tell Grandpa about?
Gracie:  Ha ha ha!  No.  He doesn't have a tail.
Isaac:  Stick your feet in the water.  No - stick your forehead in the water so you will get a giant hat of ice with fish stuck in it!
Dad:  Is there anything we could learn about the way people tell stories in Hungary?  Or did it sound just like any other story?
Isaac:  It's pretty cool that the author put all those different sounds in the story.
Gracie:  Like, "Kop kop kop" when the bear knocks on the door.
Dad:  And "Hom hom hom" when the fox eats.
Gracie:  And "HOPLA!"
Dad:  What were some of the things you liked about the pictures?
Gracie:  The characters have cool clothes.  Pretty patterns are on the clothes.
Isaac:  All kinds of designs.  Lots of different fabrics.
Dad:  Do you think those are traditional Hungarian outfits and patterns?
Gracie:  Mr. Sandford probably had to do lots of research.
Isaac:  The birds have little hats.
Gracie:  And the squirrels do too.
Lily:  The squirrels even have shirts.
Isaac:  There are all kinds of creatures in this book.
Gracie:  Why does the fox have a pigeon wing in his hat?
Dad:  Hmmm, I don't know...
Gracie:  Mom would freak out about that.
Dad:  She doesn't like people touching feathers found lying around outside.
Elijah:  Why does the bear have a reindeer hat?
Dad:  Yeah, do you see what the bear has in his hat?
Lily:  An antler.
Dad:  Actually, all the animals have things sticking out of their hats.  Maybe that comes from Hungarian culture.  Do you think László has feathers in his hats?
Gracie:  This is my favorite outfit.
Dad:  The bear's pajamas?
Gracie:  What?  They're pretty!
Lily: (Flipping through the book)  I like that picture!  Ha ha ha ha ha!
Gracie:  The bear took three days to eat ALL the fish.  His belly is so fat!
Lily:  Read this book and you'll see!
Isaac:  If he fell backwards, how would he get up?
Gracie:  In Hungary, are people really that hungry?
Dad:  I don't think in Hungary the word Hungary means hungry.
Gracie:  What if he gets stuck between trees again?
Lily:  Ahh - and look - fish bones!
Dad:  Now he's got fish bones in his hat.  Maybe the characters stick things in their hats that they've eaten.  Maybe the bear had eaten a caribou and the fox ate a chicken...
Gracie:  But the rabbit has a peacock feather.  Why would a rabbit eat a peacock?
Dad:  That's true - my theory has been shot down.
Gracie:  There are lots of animals in this book, like birds...
Isaac: ...lots of birds.
Gracie: ...squirrels, rabbits, goats.
Dad:  And they're not even characters from the story -- they're just off doing their own thing in the backgrounds.
Gracie:  There's a hedgehog and he's adorable!  He's got a candle.  He's adorable!  Oh my adorable little hedgehog!
Dad:  There are so many neat details.  Like, look... there's a mole, and he's just out cooking a hotdog!  Isn't that's so weird!  All these funny little guys tucked around everywhere.
Isaac:  It's not weird.  It's cool!
Gracie:  But tiny birds don't really wear big puffy hats.
Lily:  The goat has a coat.
Gracie:  Look at the cute little bunnies!
Lily:  I'm that little bunny.  That pink one.  That's me.
Dad:  Anything else that you like about the pictures?
Isaac:  The borders are cool.
Gracie:  Borders.  Stick borders.
Dad:  Around the words Mr. Sandford made neat frames that look like twigs and sticks latched together.  And they are different on every page.  All different shapes.
Lily:  Look at this one -- it's like, Rip, rip, rip, rip!
Gracie:  When the wind is blowing in the picture, all those stick borders are breaking apart too because the wind is blowing so hard.
Lily:  This border is kind of like a Bible.
Isaac:  Like an open book.
Lily:  Ohh, and this border is the shape of a fish - because look, there's the tail!  And this side is the lips.
Dad:  Check out the border on the title page...
Gracie:  Sweeeeeet!
Isaac:  That's the coolest border of all!
Dad:  Look at this...  I wonder why the fox has that wheel tied to the tree?
Isaac:  I have no idea.
Gracie:  For a tire swing?
Dad:  It's not attached in a way that you would swing on it.  It's just a wheel tied to a tree.
Isaac:  Is it just there for decoration?
Dad:  Maybe it's a Hungarian thing.
Gracie:  If any Hungarians know what a wheel tied to a tree means, can you email us to tell us?
Dad:  Ha ha ha!  Maybe we'll get an answer.  Is there anything else that you want to say to our friends in Hungary?
Gracie:  Hi Hungarians!
Lily:  Hi!
Isaac:  How are they going to know what we are saying if they don't speak English?
Dad:  Well, the person who wrote to you knows English.  Maybe we could learn some Hungarian so we can say hello to them in their own language.
Isaac:  But what if they write back in Hungarian so we have no idea what they are saying?
Gracie:  Don't write us back in Hungarian...
Isaac:  That would be a little difficult.
Dad:  Final thoughts?
Gracie:  Read the B - O - O - K!!!  For little ones, that spells book!  For the little ones who don't know how to read.  Well...  they...  they wouldn't be reading this review then...
Dad:  Ha ha ha!
Lily:  Grace, calm... down...

springtime at the lake, by Lily

fox's fish dinner, by Isaac

fox finds an empty lake, by Gracie

Author: Judit Z. Bodnar
Illustrator: John Sandford
Published, 1998: Lothrop, Lee, and Shepard Books
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Review #14: Monsterlicious

Dad:  Isaac picked "Monsterlicious" for our review today.  So here's a question:  Isaac, did you choose it simply because it is such a wonderful, wonderful story, or was their some ulterior motive?
Isaac (age 10):  What does that mean?
Dad:  Was there some other reason as well?
Isaac:  Some other reason!  Some other reason!
Dad:  Do tell...
Isaac:  I'm in the book!
Dad:  You're a monster?
Isaac:  No.  I posed for John Sandford the illustrator.
Gracie (age 8):  He's our old friend....  sigh...
Dad:  Are you saying Mr. Sandford is old?
Gracie:  No.  But he's our friend that we've had since a long, long time ago, and we barely get to see him any more.  That kind of friend.  He's not old.  But he does have a beard.  Anyway Daddy has a beard.  And he's not old.
Dad:  Do you remember modeling for this book, Isaac?
Isaac:  No.  But I remember posing for a different picture -- the jellyfish one.
Dad:  You were pretty young when you posed for "Monsterlicious."  Lily was just a baby... so you were probably only four or five.
Gracie:  How come I'm not in a book?
Dad:  Well, you were in a magazine.  You were his model for a princess kissing a frog.  I don't know how much it was supposed to look like you, but you posed for it.
Gracie:  I remember that!
Dad:  I don't recall what the stand-in for the frog was.  It might have been Isaac.  I think you had to bend down and pretend you were kissing Isaac's head.
Lily (age 5):  And I'm in a book I've seen!
Dad:  Yeah, even Lily posed for Mr. Sandford.
Gracie:  She wore a big hat.
Dad:  You three are pretty lucky.  Not many kids can say, "Hey, I'm in a book" or "I'm in a magazine."
Gracie:  Ahhh...  Mr Sandford...  We love him.
Lily:  Mm-hmm.
Gracie:  He moved away.  We used to watch the parade every time on his lawn.
Lily:  And I don't even remember how he looks.
Gracie:  He's skinny.
Dad:  What do you kids do every time he visits us?
Gracie:  We all make him paper doughnuts!
Dad:  Here's my question.  (laughing) Why...  in the world...  do you guys make paper doughnuts for Mr. Sandford?
Gracie:  I have no idea.
Isaac:  For some reason that started a long time ago, but I don't remember why.
Dad:  It's like a very odd tradition that every time we see Mr. Sandford, you all run to the kitchen and make seven or eight paper donuts for him...
Gracie laughing...
Dad:  You decorate them, make them all different sizes and shapes.  I have to think you guys are the weirdest kids in the world.
Gracie:  It's a tradition.
Dad:  So, should we get back to the review now?  This is "Monsterlicious," written by Erik Jon Slangerup...
Gracie:  Hey, what about John Sandford?
Dad: ...And illustrated by John Sandford.  Actually, I met Erik Jon Slangerup once too.  When I was at Book Expo he was sitting there signing his books.  So I waited in line and said, "Hi -- I am the father of "Bingle Bangdoodle," and I whipped out a wallet photo of Isaac.  It was pretty cool.
Isaac:  In the book, I'm the guy with the big white chef hat and blue eyes and yellow hair.
Dad:  Do you still look like that?
Gracie:  Yeah, it looks like Isaac.
Isaac:  I'm a little tiny kid in there.
Lily:  Named "Bingle Bangdoodle."
Dad:  Tell me about the story.  Little Bingle works at a restaurant, right?
Lily:  And the people that came into the restaurant did not like the food he made.  Because it was disgusting.
Gracie:  He made vegetable jello and it blew up!
Lily:  Awww... smushy peas on his toes.  Yuck.
Gracie:  He dropped a shoe in the food, and he dropped the noodles on the floor, and he burnt the meatloaf.
Lily:  But then monsters came in and ate all of it.  They thought it was delicious.  So he served more food, and more food, and all the food he could make.
Gracie:  Then the monsters invited all their friends.
Lily:  All the monsters of the world.
Dad:  He started making really disgusting concoctions.  Which one did you think sounds the grossest?
Gracie:  Bat booger pie.  Look, and there's wings coming out of it.
Lily:  Agggghck!
Isaac:  That one looks the grossest.
Dad:  Is that the hog hair soufflé?
Isaac:  It's fuzzy and slimy.
Gracie:  Yegch.
Isaac:  If I had to eat something there, I would eat the chewing gum.  It's better than underwear stew and all those ucky things.
Gracie:  The restaurant will be the underwear stew and chewing gum factory of wonderness!
Isaac:  I don't think I want to eat right now.
Gracie:  I like how they did that...  The letters of the story follow the path of the flying gum right into the pot.
Dad:  Were the monsters in this book scary creatures?
Gracie:  No, they are funny.  And ugly.
Lily:  Just weird.  Not ugly.
Gracie:  The trolls were big.
Isaac:  They wear hats.
Lily:  They have big noses.
Gracie:  He's cute.  He's freaky.  That one is weird -- it's a 'she!'
Dad:  How do you think Mr. Sandford came up with so many monster ideas?
Gracie:  He's a very creative guy.
Lily:  Mm-hmm.
Gracie:  That's a freaky ugly dude behind Isaac.
Isaac:  I remember making that face.
Dad:  I love that picture of you Isaac, where you are making the "ooie" mouth, but there is the grossest looking monster thing behind you!  It's disgusting!  If it had been a little cutie guy hiding back there, I'd hang it on the living room wall... but not with that hideous thing there!  But it is a very cute picture of Isaac.
Lily:  If giant monsters came into my store, I would run.
Gracie:  I would find something big and heavy, break the window, and get out of there.
Dad:  What kind of invention would you feed to trolls?
Lily:  Peanut butter and honey and worms.
Gracie:  Fishbones and eggshell with already chewed gum that has been lying in a trashcan for 100 months.
Isaac:  Dirt-worm-eggshell pie.  With pepper on it.
Dad:  I bet you'll all have a fun time doing the pictures to go along with this review...
Gracie:  I'm going to draw Isaac in there with the monsters.  You are going to have to pose for me, dude.

monster food, by Isaac

monsters, by Lily

Bingle Bangdoodle serving monster chow, by Gracie

Author: Erik Jon Slangerup
Illustrator: John Sandford
Published, 2003: Gingham Dog Press
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To see pictures of Isaac as Bingle Bangdoodle in "Monsterlicious," you'll have to check out the book!  But I thought I'd share a few of the other pictures in which good ol' John Sandford enlisted help from the Z-Kids: